I keep not putting on my all-knowing Apple Watch first thing in the morning so I rarely hit any of the fitness goals it has set for me.
In its mind, I am just a slob. I never exercise at all. I barely function. I am destined for poor health and eventually a much-deserved demise.
Maybe Apple Watch constantly reminds me of its health goals for me because it wants to keep me alive longer so I will buy more Apple products and so it can collect/sell as much data as possible about my slovenly ways.