The Federer is Back

Not only is he destroying his opponents until they cry like the little baby, Roger Federer also has his own show. Watch it and enjoy the magic that is The Federer.

Thanks to Jimmy Fallon, I have also discovered that “How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?” is actually a real book. You can change your life by clicking here to buy it immediately at Amazon.

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In other fun news, I came home from the therapy-inducing trip to Walmart to find that my internet and cable is out. AT&T could not even give me a real ETA to have it fixed. Maybe 24 hours? Then I asked for someone to come out and she told me the next appointment was Friday – 6 days from now. Looks like I’ll be looking for another cable / internet provider! My U-Verse drops repeatedly during the day for a few seconds here and a few seconds there – just enough to kick me off what I am working on. I’ve just been too lazy to mess with getting rid of them.

We did finally get some more rain today. I mowed the front yard in blaring 90 degree sun and mowed the back yard in a pouring rain. Tonight – steaks and family time.

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