Thursday, May 29, 2008. Around lunch.
The moron, eh, I mean, the citizen, was observed driving on a road near my home. Her speed was fluctuating between 30 and 35 in a 45 mph zone and was slumped over to the left chatting away on her cell. A real winner. She works right around the corner from my house. All I need now is to borrow a red Ford Tempo and buy a carton of eggs so I can get my revenge.